Friendster

This is a backdated post. Typed it quite a long time ago (at least a month) but never got to post it. So... posting now.
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[Bro walks in room and spots me on my PC on my Friendster page]

Bro: Eh, you got Friendster?
Me: Yeah
Bro: Eh add me lah, I got a lot of friends
Me: *sweatdrop* What kind of a sentence is that?
Bro: Yeah mah, I got a lot of friends
Me: How many you got? *clicks on own profile* I got 100+
Bro: Siao you nothing better to do meh

[Bro pestered me to search for his profile]

Me: *clicks on Bro's profile* OMG you only got 18 friends and you say a lot? Gila. Testimonial got or not?
Bro: Of course got lah
Me: *Scroll down* Oooohh.... only one and so proud.

[Bro getting upset he's losing against me]

Bro: Hah, see when I joined. I joined when it was first introduced, know.
Me: *scroll up* Oct 2003
Bro: *proud* Heh heh... see, so long time ago

[Me worries cos that's a hell of a long time ago. Thought of a counter attack]

Me: Yet so few friends and only one testimonial.

[Proceeds to check own joined date]

Me:*clicks own profile* Waahhaaha.... Aug 2003.
Bro: ... Impossible
Me: PWND!!! Waahahahahaa.....

[Bro walks out of room]

There goes his ego for the day XD